J's Dodger Tweets - July Edition

So, if you haven't been reading my Dodger Tweets, I thought I'd forcibly make you read them. I mean, I guess not forcibly, you could just ignore this article. It's your choice.

But please don't.

Anyway, I've gone through and cherry-picked what I think are some good Tweets from July. Have at them:

• Anytime Eric Collins feels like saying something like "If you're 3 degrees from Mike Burns, is it 3rd degree burns?" he should just shut up.


• Is it just me or are Todd Coffey and Seth McClung the same person?



• Anytime Eric Collins feels like comparing [Corey] Hart to 1980s singer Corey Hart and referencing "Sunglasses at Night" he should just shut up.


• I'm pretty sure if someone threw up and in and tried to hit [Nelson] Cruz, his chin hair would protect him.


• To me, [Ryan] Franklin's facial hair is the worst choice in facial hair in the last decade.



• ...and that does include Bobby Jenks goatee.



• Sneaky & lame Fringe promotion. If the bald guy from Fringe is there, it better be because giant worms are going to burst out of Brad Hawpe.



• If I were to tell you that about 100 games into the season, [Russell] Martin would have less than 30 RBIs, would your response be: "Is he on the DL?" (Currently 31 RBIs, 104 games into the season)
  


• Unintentional joke of the day - Steve Lyons on where to put his new book: "In the toilet." Ouch.


• Do you think if another player bumped into Renyel Pinto too hard from behind, he'd explode?


• Over/Under: Juan Pierre finishing the season batting .300.


• I thought Cardinals fans WERE THE GREATEST FANS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! Then why the booing and sarcastic signs?
• Random ESPN Panelist: Cardinals fans are the most knowledgeable in baseball. They're the best! Cue: Cardinals fans holding WoMannyWood sign.


• Sorry, I know we're getting blown out, but I can't help but love when a position player pitches. Did you see the screwball [Mark] Loretta threw?


• I am very afraid Dennys Reyes is about to pop.



• I never realized how many r's George Sherrill had in his name until we traded for him.


• Shocker: Bill Plaschke is angry because of today's announcement of [David] Ortiz and [Manny] Ramirez's past steroid use.
• Connect the name of any player that debuted pre-steroid breakdown a few years ago with steroids. Would any result really be shocking?


• With the way the Pirates are selling these days, I wonder if someday we could get Andy LaRoche and Delwyn Young back.


• You know, I'm kinda hoping the Dodgers do trade for Roy Halladay, just so I can count how many sports writers make a "Doc Hollywood" pun.

Thank you and goodnight.